- Anti Joke

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Wenis Penis

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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