whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's your guys names?

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A American seeking into mexico

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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