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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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