What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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The government

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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