Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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