What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

12 niqqa 12.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Balls

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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