What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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