Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Knock knock.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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