- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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