What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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angelo snyder is not ga

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Title IX

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Jersey Shore.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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