Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Cancer.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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