Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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