- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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