Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

I hate long jokes -_-

white or wheat? wheat please.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Get it? More.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

THE GAME

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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