hi joshua

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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anus

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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