Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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A shark ate your mom

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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