What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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