Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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