What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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punchline below punchline above

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Mogok Papiti.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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