- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

poop nuff said

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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