- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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