If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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