What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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