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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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