?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Oh, go away

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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