What's big and long? My dick.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Long joke Your such a downey

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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