What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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