what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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gay pom...

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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