What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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whats chinese noodles

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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hi dave

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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