- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Women's rights.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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