- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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