- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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