- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hill billy went fishing

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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