- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Neither did she.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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