- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a lemon. hi.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Guess who is violent. Osama

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

c-? men, C-men

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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