Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Hail Hitler

world society

He--Hey guys

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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