- Anti Joke

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks