Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Sloths

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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