5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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