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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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