A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Seven

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Christianity.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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