What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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whats white and sticky glue

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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