- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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