- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Once upon a time a was born

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

speak now or forever hold your pee

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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