- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

i just wrote this so hard

What moos like a cow? Another cow

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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