A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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charlie sheen

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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