What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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