Knock, Knock Come in

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Women's Rights..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Nice belt.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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