- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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