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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.