what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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don't read this

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Julian Ha.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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