Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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