- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why? Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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