- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Knock knock. Its open.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How old is your mom Dead

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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