A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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