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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Sam Hengal.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Women's rights

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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