Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Miscarriages.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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minorities.....

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Anti Joke

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