Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

You having friends.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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