what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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poop nuff said

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Buzi vagy!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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