why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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charlie sheen

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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