- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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