Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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