Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Please Rape William Wright

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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