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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

why are black people so fast? because there black

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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