- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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