Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Anti Joke

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