Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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How High is a Chinese man

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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