- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What's funny? Women's rights.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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