- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

You will not press the like button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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