After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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