What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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The Qur'an

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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