What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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