Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Skinny people fart less.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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The WNBA

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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a black man pays his child support

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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