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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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