what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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